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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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8/26/2026

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The Dirty Underwear Mystery - Episode 273

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

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8/19/2026

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D in Front of Ick w/ Usama Siddiquee - Episode 272

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/12/2026

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Spend That Sh*t - Episode 271

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/5/2026

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Hold Our Hands - Episode 270

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off. Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CRASH #sponsored Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/29/2026

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Pill Ladies - Episode 269

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/22/2026

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Beat The Allegations - Episode 268

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card , Sutton debit flex card , and Bancorp debit flex card . Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/15/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/8/2026

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Where’s It At? - Episode 266

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CRASH #sponsored Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off. Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/1/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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6/24/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Head to https://quince.com/CRASH for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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6/17/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Go to https://brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code CRASH at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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6/10/2026

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What Do You Suck At? - Episode 262

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/CRASH Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off. Download Cash App Today: https://cash.app #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card , Sutton debit flex card , and Bancorp debit flex card . Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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6/3/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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5/27/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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5/20/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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5/13/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Head to https://quince.com/CRASH for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Go to https://brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code CRASH at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/crashdummiespod Discord: https://discord.gg/nRM2f4pQex Where to follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/crashdummiespodcast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@crashdummiespodcast?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/CrashDummiesPod Follow Mike: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mike.esiobu/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/cdpmike Follow Pat: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pjohnson_jr/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/crashdummiespat Follow Jene: https://www.instagram.com/daleshontai?igsh=MW1icTg4aW11Y3p5eg== Follow Carrie: https://www.instagram.com/carrienoni_/ Follow Kee: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/k_e_carterr/ https://linktr.ee/turkeybar Follow Clip Editor: https://www.instagram.com/nbatrollboy/ https://www.tiktok.com/@xnbatrollboy https://www.twitch.tv/xnbatrollboy Intro By Cameone Editor: https://www.hrayrworks.com Equipment We Use: Camera: https://amzn.to/3G8ymt6 Mics: https://amzn.to/31i8X1v Audio: https://amzn.to/3GdjjOY Mic Stand: https://amzn.to/3psebj0 Great Set up: https://amzn.to/3Do8qbb Great Beginner Camera: https://amzn.to/2ZPxjia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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5/6/2026

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Go to https://hellofresh.com/crash10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. That’s https://hellofresh.com/crash10fm to Get 10 Free Meals + free breakfast for Life. Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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4/29/2026

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Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up! New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://www.GLD.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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4/22/2026

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I’m Bored Of My Girlfriend - Episode 255

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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4/15/2026

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Our Listeners Hate Their Jobs - Episode 254

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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